When I deliver to the southern hemisphere, I can never decide between swim trunks and a bikini. They both look great on me! #enbysanta
A plush teddy-bear body is exactly as lovable as a hard wooden soldier. #enbysanta
It's okay to shout, pout, and cry. I do it too. Just remember to stop every once in a while and let people know you love them. #enbysanta
Merry Christmas to all - girls, boys, and everybody else, no matter what shape or size you have. #enbysanta
Don't forget, "Santa" is plural - which means the singular is "Santum", and so I'm neither masculine nor feminine. #enbysanta
If someone's good enough to let them pull something out of your sack, they'll like whatever they find there. #enbysanta
A plush teddy-bear body is exactly as lovable as a hard wooden soldier. #enbysanta
You're as worthy of decoration as any tree. #enbysanta
When I deliver to the southern hemisphere, I can never decide between swim trunks and a bikini. They both look great on me! #enbysanta
Merry Christmas to all - girls, boys, and everybody else, no matter what shape or size you have. #enbysanta
This season, give the gift of acceptance and understanding. #enbysanta
It's okay to stop caring about what's under the tree and just love the tree for what it is. #enbysanta
NORAD tracks my every move and even they don't care what's in my long johns. #enbysanta
Someone once asked me whether I preferred the cookies or the milk. I told them I wanted a recipe for milkookies! #enbysanta
This season, give the gift of acceptance and understanding. #enbysanta
Don't forget, "Santa" is plural - which means the singular is "Santum", and so I'm neither masculine nor feminine. #enbysanta
Vixen's given me his permission to let you know that when he was growing up, people thought he was an elk! #enbysanta
A plush teddy-bear body is exactly as lovable as a hard wooden soldier. #enbysanta
It's okay to stop caring about what's under the tree and just love the tree for what it is. #enbysanta
Nobody judges me for being fat. Don't let them judge you either. #enbysanta