they are not licensed practitioners
they are baby
@eightbitsamurai Look, healthcare is expensive, I can't afford to go to an adult doctor for every little thing
@eightbitsamurai no, see, they have their PHDs,
@eightbitsamurai baby Mario has the syringe used to make formula. And baby Luigi has the Flintstone gummis
@eightbitsamurai i am baby you cannot stop me
@eightbitsamurai they don't even have mustaches!
@eightbitsamurai no one's vaccinating them so they're doing it
Baby Dr. Mario, where you don't get vaccinated and die from measles
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