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I caught your bitch hookin up with the Installation Wizard and he sold me some unwise shit that got me acting in a manner unbefitting of a gentleman

I turned on all the microwaves at Goodwill and it made all the empaths in the room throw up

Smoked some shit handed to me by a ------ named Jeff Amphetamines and I woke up having raised a white family for 2.7 years

I got sold edibles by a questionable group of ghouls and bastards and now when I get a boner it makes my body take a screenshot

@coriander is this a song lyric are you describing an interesting event in your life

@wallhackio I don't know how to explain it other than to simply link you

@coriander holy shit this is AMAZING

@wallhackio @coriander had you never seen dracula flow befur this either

@aescling @coriander if I had heard "I was getting my dick sucked at an isosceles angle" before now I would 100% have referenced it a million times already

@wallhackio @aescling "I'm on that aspartame"