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@coriander@elekk.xyzI suppose there probably are Christmas Gays the way there are Halloween Gays but I have to be honest, y'all
I don't trust 'em
™ supreme goblin @corianderI recognize I'm mostly inventing a type of guy to be mad at here but I thought about what a Christmas Gay would look like and the image that came to mind had awful vibes
™ supreme goblin @corianderIMPORTANT EXCEPTION being the dual-income no-kids lesbian aunts who spoil absolutely everyone with presents
™ supreme goblin @corianderI'm thinking more about Christmas Lesbians and I think they get a pass
™ supreme goblin @coriander"Coriander you just love lesbians"
Shut up okay
@lapis@coriander It was some piece of fiction I saw on tumblr I'd have to dig to find it again, but it was about two "Exes" (as in the rejected love interest from the city in a holiday rom com) lamenting the fact their SO dumped them for some random guy who like runs a christmas tree farm. And they get together.
THAT is the kind of Christmas Gay I support
@coriander Christmas Lesbians are like lets make cocoa and listen to Ingrid Michaelson together, but then there’s also the kind of Christmas Gay who gets off on roleplaying Santa / His Elves / His Reindeer
™ supreme goblin @coriander@Lady Yeah, the Christmas Lesbians are okay, I think
@coriander Happiest Season (2020) was alright it had one good scene
@coriander The image I see is GQ model Hallmark movie gay couple.
™ supreme goblin @coriander@rockario Yeah and I don't trust those guys
@omni@coriander can't stand either. I'm an anti festivities gay
™ supreme goblin @coriander@omni As a Halloween Gay I am slightly affronted but I do respect your ideological consistency