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™ supreme goblin 
@coriander@elekk.xyzI woke up this morning with a burning question on my mind, I have no idea where it came from but it was literally my first conscious thought
Who would win?
@coriander I don't know too too much about the Balrog, but I wanna say that Godzilla has the advantage in pure power. But the Balrog would pull some sick moves and has a mix of cruel cunning and killing intent that would give it the edge.
@coriander the balrog is just dwarven godzilla
@coriander history shows again and again how nature points out the folly of man
@coriander if you had asked this about Ancalgon the Black we might have something to discuss here
™ supreme goblin @coriander@fool Love the deep cut
@coriander Durin's Bane wasn't even King of the Balrogs. that would be uhh (furiously checking tolkiengateway) Lungorthin?
™ supreme goblin @coriander@fool Look, I can't expect the normies on this site to even know Durin's Bane wasn't the only Balrog there was, you gotta cater the question to the audience