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™ supreme goblin 
@coriander@elekk.xyzSo remember like two, three days ago when everyone working remote at Twitter suddenly had to come into the office or get fired? Well apparently now all offices are closed and locked down to try and prevent Internal Sabotage.
lol lmao
@hoppet@coriander i feel like they don't even have the decency to ask "are we ze baddies?"
™ supreme goblin @coriander@hoppet That requires at least a little self-awareness, which I don't think Musk possesses
@coriander because, y’know, all the most important parts of Twitter are physically in their offices. 
™ supreme goblin @coriander@djsundog Yeah they obviously have all their servers and everything right there in their main office
@coriander comcast business class cable modem, a bunch of net gear switches from Best Buy up the street, the usual
™ supreme goblin @coriander@djsundog Of course, what else would they use?
@coriander Ten bucks says they aren't even communicating among each other so EVERYBODY gets fired
™ supreme goblin @coriander@elfi No bet, I'm not gonna lose ten bucks THAT easy =P
@coriander It's okay, it'd be in Canadian Tire money