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™ supreme goblin 
@corianderSports fans out here are so fuckin annoying tbh
™ supreme goblin @coriander@elekk.xyzNot because they are vocal, but because they are only vocal when the local team does well
™ supreme goblin @corianderTell me more about how much you love the Mariners, person I have LITERALLY never heard talk about baseball before like last month
@coriander i love the mariners but they're supposed to be average. they're supposed to have what looks like a pretty good season but not have the depth to sustain it and wind up losing a lot of late games and coming out solidly average or slightly below. that's what the mariners are all about
@coriander they're not supposed to win because seattle becomes insufferable whenever its sports teams win