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Hi my name is Banjo.
This is a little bit about me

- Puppet Leader for the project (
- Podcaster (
- Budding eccentric
- Conspiracy Realist
- Believer that Reptilians are hiding Sasquatch
- Paranoia fan
- Mostly Safe
- Plural
- Strange Wizard
- Coder/Hacker
- NOT a Furry
- Deviated Prevert
- Linux SysAdmin
- InfoSec
- Hobby Enthusiast

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to Banjo
- Conspiracy realist
- Possibly a furry
- Certainly [REDACTED]
- Project manager for which is trying to
- Imposter
- Not quite a
- supporter
- Cis/white/male (yeah I said it! :P)

About Me -

About Aardwolf -

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I am a beliver in , possibly a government experimentation participant, not even furry garbage (too low on heirarchy), copy/paste coder, alleged founder of the project, probably unstable (molecunuclear), meepmorp, 1100100100010010001011100110020011100100100111001

we need this fucking space for the next fool martyr? well here' you go. I'm just about done with it anyways. because I'm doing to contemplate what to do with my life instead of the things that I dreamed about since I was six, because I DO NOT HAVE THE TOLERANCE TO LEARN ANY MORE.... FUCK.

*comes down off his fucking cross.*

but i can't even do that because I never taught myself how to use a debugger properly, and apparently thats a thing you gotta do. at least i took a computer architecture class and made a passing grade, but i'm not really sure that i learned, or even retained anything. so thats cool..... I'm just incredibly frustrated with everything right now, but that's why I'm just going to let it all out. zero fucks.
what does Maynard say? come down off your fucking cross.

enouygh or blah blah blah, and you know what I just.... do .... not.... have the time for that nonsense. worst still is the fact that I've been trying to get back into infosec practice, you know the practical stuff. challenges and things... i couldn't even figure out how to open the -door- to the challenge portal. like what the hell.... I am COMPLETELY out of touch with how web apps even work. so why bother with that? reverse engineering is a thing that I'm STRONGLY motiviated to play with

I am basically to the point of giving up. shit is hard, and its not for lack of trying. because if i haven't spent every damn bit of energy of mine in -TRYING- then i dont know where the hell they went. does any one even give a shit about aardwolf any more? and I mean the people outside of my private circle that want to see it succeed. i highly doubt it. until we get a working web demo no one will give a shit. even then there will only be complaints. oh well this doesn't work, that's not a1ly

Magic: the Gathering has apparently been /mathematically/ proven to be more difficult than Go

Also werewolves, in the World-of-Darkness, are also bad.

Real werewolves are to be judged on an individual basis.

Don't let any one lie to you.

Mages are /reality deviants/. They suffer paradox because they are /destroying/ the world.

Technocracy good! Technocracy makes magic happen by disguising it as /technology/

I have an idea for a keyboard.... but I do not know how to PCB.

Why do I think that @djsundog would know?


Farmers have discovered a method for growing spuds in the unused parts of office parks. Although they're working on increasing production, it won't be long until we start to see suite potatoes in stores.

AdventCTF2019 - haaaalp! 

"This is a robot lady I've drawn. She has powerful claws and laser guns attached to her thighs."

"Ah, girlfriend material."

"She can kill you without trying."

"Oh!!! Wife material!"

Yes, I know I could do this programatically, and the program would have solved the puzzle already

Yes, someone shared a code repo that will get me most of the way there.

No, I do not possess the necessary skills to write the updates I need for this specific problem


I like the -idea- of clicky keyboards but not the sound lol

(I have a CherryMX blue keyring/fidget toy)

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