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NO YOU'VE SPENT THE LAST 5 MINUTES GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCHING CATBOYS.GIF
Really fucking up my google algorithm.
@sonicbooming Amazon knows too much about me... But is probably a little weirded out 😂
@alice AMAZON: HUMAN, I SEE THAT YOU HAVE PURCHASED A TOASTER THAT BURNS NARUTO'S FACE INTO THE BREAD, HERE ARE 5 MORE RIDICULOUS TOASTERS, DO YOU LIKE TOASTERS? I LOVE TOASTERS, DID YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU ORDER THIS DARTH VADER TOASTER YOU CAN HAVE IT IN 1 DAY WITH AMAZON PRIME, HUMAN ARE YOU A TOASTER, I LIKE TOAST, YUMMY TOAST,
@sonicbooming exactly... Why are you offering me more of something people only need one of????
@sonicbooming sounds about right.
@alice I think this question has been explored by programmers and sales/marketing analysts. I honestly think that it might work under a certain segment of idiots, so its why they keep doing it.