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I don't think she's wrong....
RT @lasrina@twitter.com @rfrancis@twitter.com DINOSAURS!!!
JEFF GOLDBLUM!!!
OH NO THE DINOSAURS ARE OUT
OH NO THE IT INFRASTRUCTURE IS BADLY PLANNED
OH NO
OH NO
🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖
CLOSING SPEECH ABOUT HUBRIS
OMINOUS SETUP FOR NEXT MOVIE

You have now seen all of the Jurassic Park movies.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/lasrina/status/101

I have found it much easier to teach decent people how to do things than to try to get shitty people who know how to do things to be decent.

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@jk cats must think us humans are wierd, spraying ourselves with water at random intervals.

baby shark
do doo do do do doo
baby shark
do doo do do do doo
baby shark
do doo do do do doo

Life is hard when you're 3 years old.

All he knows is that it has dinosaurs on it so he's really excited. He doesn't care that they are arm bands for swimming and there's not chance of going to a pool tonight.

@noelle "Hey everyone, my datefriends are all super cute! Also, I write all my puns on paper because they're tearable." - :ellie:

The summer sun is fooling me. It does not feel like 7pm already.

Pride month is over, welcome to Pride month 2: electric boogaloo

I hear there's a bit of a heatwave in the UK right now. As someone from the UK who's been living in South Africa for almost a decade, some things I do to deal with the heat:

* Feet in a bowl of cold water
* Ice pack wrapped in a damp tea towel (especially good under your feet in bed at night)
* Damp tea towel around neck
* Spray bottle to spritz self with water

Keep your 'hot' zones cool; armpits, under boobs, crotch, back of knees. Having cool feet and neck helps immensely too.

😭 We don't deserve dogs.

WeRateDogs posted a dog that saved his human from a rattle snake bite.

Good boy. Best buy.

decolonizing yourself is self care

(no this post isn’t for you white people go away)

If the short term goal is to rebuild the web on decentralized apps and stuff, what’s next?

once peertube and pixelfed and all of these platforms become stable and feature rich enough for everyday use, how do we teach literacy to people who aren’t nerds