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The world is terrible and everything is scary, but don’t forget love. It’s still there and it’s still beautiful. We’re all scared and angry and tired, but don’t forget to love yourself and let others know that they’re loved.

Take care of yourselves and each other. Be kind to yourselves and to those who deserve your kindness.

#mastoart #queerart #polyam #polyamory

Initial reviews look good. I'm really interested in affordable AWD because I live on a hill. In New England.

There is some serious jorting in my timeline today. Damn, ladies.

Alright the ads are getting to me. I'm curious about the Ford EcoSport. Are they any good?

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Women's soccer is way more entertaining to watch than collegiate cornhole. Which I didn't know was a thing until I saw it on the TV in the waiting room.

We're watching women's pro soccer in the TV in dad's ER room. filler

space castles in the asteroid belt for each and every one of you

I have my babies with me 😍

wooter: comes outa spicket
zinc: where da spicket is
wooves: howl at night
plooshin: bad wooter
meer: got a refleshin
slong: bah now
yerp: like france'n'spane
warshnin: where congers lives
boskle: got two weels
cancel: buncha folks makin rules
moll: bit longern'a kill-o-meter
tars: rubber f'yer car weels
pace pain: do it tmarrah
dantan: where all the billins are, opsit'a uptan
porn: lotta likkid, not jus' drippin'
lass not: dark b'for dis marn

Howda speek Balmerese:

Aryuls: the baseball team
Merlin: the state yer in
ambliance: y'need a docter
pleece: somun cmitted a crahm
colly flar: a wat vegtabl like brawkli
downey owe shin: where da beech's
payment: where da road is
share: what you take in the marn' to get clean
flare: like tulips
warsh: what dirty close need
tarred: time for sleep
Canny: part of a state, like Balmer, Annarunnel, Peegee
Ford: opposite of backrd
Farmin: people what fight fars
Sarn: pleece cars'n'farnjuns make noise

I add d and t sounds to words that don't need them. Apparently I say button weird. But I'll take this over putting am R in wash. 🙄

hearse not hurst thanks brain