Okay, let's begin!
We could name our character anything, but let's stick to Zelda so that most of the dialogue looks correct.
Our story begins with tales of a Golden Land that was corrupted by an evil power.
Seven wise men sealed away the corrupted, and an evil wizard appeared!
I mean, just look at him, he couldn't be any eviler.
Aghanim "eliminated" because this is a Nintendo game and we can't say "kill"!
Lord Link is captured! And all of the other Lords dress the same as him because the game only has one sprite for all of them.
Lordly fashion is very distinguishable in Hyrule.
Aghanim did nefarious things to the other Lords!
I think this is an error, I think it should be the time of destiny for Lord Link since he's the one imprisoned, but we can also interpret this as the time of destiny for the chosen hero of Hyrule, Princess Zelda!
Snug in her bed, Princess Zelda hears a in her dreams a cry for help.
Zelda continues hearing the plea in her sleep.
The mysterious voice tells Zelda how to find him.
Zelda's kind uncle sets out to help and tries to keep Zelda safe.
Hah, like we'll listen. A princess does not stay in bed while trouble is afoot!
Zelda grabbed a lamp to help her out in the night.
It was a dark and stormy night...
Castle guards can be so rude! Who you calling kid?
Looks like the royal guards have the whole area cordoned off!
And they're always so condescending.
Hmmm... this bush looks important.
Aha! A secret entrance underneath the bush!
Uncle! What are you doing here! And how did you manage to replace the bush that was covering this entrance?
Nooo, uncle! Wait! What?! Link is my brother?
Wait, Uncle, you have to tell me more, I've never handled a sword in my life!
Oh well, here we go. Time to grab this sword and shield and become a hero.
And thus Zelda is off to answer the call of destiny!
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