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you see this shit? you see this shit? that's how you get standing water on your fucking roof. that's how you get mosquitos breeding up there, that's how you get rot in the wood, that's how you get your roof collapsing because it's been utterly destroyed by water damage and the weight of thousands of pounds of water. for fucking shame ffxiv area designers. for FUCKING shame. fuck you

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(applying lotion to myself) I must become very moist, for health reasons

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medical, scary, not me for once though but I’d almost rather it be 

Jessica’s face looks really fucked up rn and I’m getting really really nervous

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medical, scary, not me for once though but I’d almost rather it be 

It literally looks like she’s trying to hide a ping pong ball in her lower right cheek area

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i am so mentally healthy rn y'all, got so much mental health in here

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i cannot relegate my healing to 2 days out of the week & flip a switch to make myself capitalistic machine & think i will keep my heart. grief and it’s ilk are laced through my life and i have to learn to shape my hands to holding better, not carve them into unexisting myself

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me and my girlfriend have been watching the old animated Barbie movies and what we've discovered is that before 2010 they're basically all good to decent to watch, and more than that they're almost all competently made

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y’know what every financial crisis needs?

a good dental emergency!

hahahaahahahaahahaah :Jokee:

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this was a lot easier and looks a lot better to me, and I'm kinda mad about that

anyways, please enjoy Graceful Spark's Horse Plinko Adventure 2

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