making a thread of the edgy algorithm millwright shirts i found found people hawking in this facebook group
@sugar @SapphicGiraffic SMART MOUTH
FILTHY ASS
@robotcarsley @sugar FILTHY SMART
MOUTH ASS
@robotcarsley @SapphicGiraffic
🔥born to millright, forced to wipe 💀🔥
@SapphicGiraffic @robotcarsley in awe at this
@sugar @robotcarsley remember to evacuate crosswind and upwind then swipe your badge at the nearest assembly point 😋
@sugar @robotcarsley from now on im just gonna post my edits cuz they're way better
@SapphicGiraffic @robotcarsley these are so much better tbh
@SapphicGiraffic this is literally my brother's aesthetic. these are like tshirts made for him
@SapphicGiraffic god these are incredible. exactly the sort of thing you'd find in a shitty stall at a dodgy country fair
@SapphicGiraffic these are amazing i can't decide which is my favorite
@SapphicGiraffic walk away this DATA ANALYST has 💀💀💀 ANXIETY and is ☠️☠️☠️ STRESSED and EMOTIONALLY DRAINED
@SapphicGiraffic I want a shirt in this aesthetic for editors who work from home
@InternetEh @SapphicGiraffic if you fill out your profession on your facebook profile you will get one advertised at you
@SapphicGiraffic I love how every one of these has calipers on it like
Do you guys not use any other tools?
@witchfynder_finder common mistake these are all actually hammers
@witchfynder_finder running joke in apprentice class during tool identification, everything is a hammer except for actual hammers which are paper weights and OD Micrometers which are fancy C-clamps
@SapphicGiraffic Everything's a nail to a hammer and everything's a hammer to a millwright, got it
@witchfynder_finder no no you're thinking of carpenters, millwrights don't touch nails. we use hammers for precision alignment
@deathtoamerica THIS MILLWRIGHT WAS BORN IN SEPTEMBER AND HAS
- Untreated ADHD
- Unhealthy Relationship With Masculinity
- & A VERY NORMAL PENIS
@SapphicGiraffic inside every millwright there are three wolves
@SapphicGiraffic am I stupid or is that an iron cross on that ones helmet
@bryn oh it sure is an iron cross on that helmet
@SapphicGiraffic incredible stuff!!
@bryn it really sucks!
@SapphicGiraffic these are amazing. "dying" and "breed" on seperate lines is level 400 graphic design