making a thread of the edgy algorithm millwright shirts i found found people hawking in this facebook group

@SapphicGiraffic these are amazing. "dying" and "breed" on seperate lines is level 400 graphic design

@sugar @robotcarsley remember to evacuate crosswind and upwind then swipe your badge at the nearest assembly point 😋

@SapphicGiraffic this is literally my brother's aesthetic. these are like tshirts made for him

@SapphicGiraffic god these are incredible. exactly the sort of thing you'd find in a shitty stall at a dodgy country fair

@SapphicGiraffic these are amazing i can't decide which is my favorite

@SapphicGiraffic walk away this DATA ANALYST has 💀💀💀 ANXIETY and is ☠️☠️☠️ STRESSED and EMOTIONALLY DRAINED

@SapphicGiraffic I want a shirt in this aesthetic for editors who work from home

@InternetEh @SapphicGiraffic if you fill out your profession on your facebook profile you will get one advertised at you

@SapphicGiraffic I love how every one of these has calipers on it like

Do you guys not use any other tools?

@witchfynder_finder running joke in apprentice class during tool identification, everything is a hammer except for actual hammers which are paper weights and OD Micrometers which are fancy C-clamps

@SapphicGiraffic Everything's a nail to a hammer and everything's a hammer to a millwright, got it

@witchfynder_finder no no you're thinking of carpenters, millwrights don't touch nails. we use hammers for precision alignment

@deathtoamerica THIS MILLWRIGHT WAS BORN IN SEPTEMBER AND HAS

  • Untreated ADHD
  • Unhealthy Relationship With Masculinity
  • & A VERY NORMAL PENIS
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