Retrodude @Retrodude@elekk.xyz

Huh, I didn't know JavaScript was a part of queer culture now.

Man, Nintendo really hit the right beats to make a Splatoon-themed Portal:
Waking up with no memories or no clue where you are or how you got there.
Ending up in an underground testing facility.
Being lured to continue with the promise of a reward, which turns out to be death.
The whole thing being caused by a rogue AI left behind by a bunch of dead humans.
Can I call it Splortal? I'm gonna call it Splortal.

Heh, that's funny. I ordered some Panera for delivery and paid for a piece of a baguette on the side with my mac and cheese, but somehow they ended up giving me an ENTIRE loaf of French bread. I let the delivery driver know and he said I could just keep it, so woohoo, I got a loaf of bread for like 75 cents!

I just backed Flip Grip on @Kickstarter@twitter.com http://kck.st/2M7DNwr

YES! Finally beat the DLC story! #Splatoon2 #NintendoSwitch

Average person: Nightmares are about going to work naked or falling.
Me: Nightmares involve computers/video game consoles not working or accidentally spending 4 days idly broadcasting in the voice channel on a Discord server.

Apparently Brock's into dinosaur food. #Miitopia #3DS

I also picked up Hey Arnold: The Jungle Movie, so I'll finally get to see that one.

Never thought I'd buy a movie based solely on the summary on the box, but that day has finally come. (The movie is a Korean animation called Satellite Girl And Milk Cow, if you're wondering)

Marina is such a troll. #Splatoon2 #NintendoSwitch

It's the Pie Factory! #ArcadeArchives #DonkeyKong #NintendoSwitch

Uhh, huh? Somehow I got 16 Steam trading cards overnight without me even touching my computer.

There 👏 Is 👏 Nothing 👏 Wrong👏 With 👏 Historically 👏 Inaccurate 👏 War 👏 Games 👏

Apparently my computer's internal clock was drunk when I installed Windows 7 ages ago. Either that or it did the Time Warp.

Yo, some folks seem to have gone and created a very 90s Backyard Sports-style game, called Courtyard Broomball! It's in early access on Steam right now, and I've given it a try. With some polish it should end up pretty good! Devs are @CourtBroomball@twitter.com https://store.steampowered.com/app/592400/

Waitasec... What if Roseanne Barr herself is a character created to make fun of the far right? What if she's really the same person as ROSIE O'DONNEL.
Think about it: both are female comedians who were famous for being both loud and overweight who hit their peak in the late 90s.
They both also lost a lot of weight around the same time.
And tell me, have you ever seen both of them in a room AT THE SAME TIME?
*Cue X-Files theme*

I'm:
🔵 Gay
🔵 Straight
🔵 Bi
🔘 GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBISTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN! *loud coughing*

Oh yeah, I also totally forgot that when I was a REALLY little kid I was totally scared of her. Like, just based on her voice alone, it was sensory-wise like nails on a chalkboard for my early years of Asperger's, so I never really got to have a good first impression of her anyways.

I have to say, I don't mind the cancellation, but I'd love the schadenfreude of the idea that ABC could totally make a spin-off without her involvement. It'd take guts, but it'd be hilarious to see a reversal of how the original series ended, with Dan being revealed to have been writing a fictional book about his family in the 21st century after she died at the end of the 90s. Too bad ABC probably doesn't have the nerve for something like that outside of a Jimmy Kimmel gag.

Anyone happen to know of a good S-Video cable maker? I'd like to try my hand at comparing my SVHS-compatible VCR to see if it makes any difference even with non-Super VHS tapes.