The OFFICIAL nickname convention for Watson And fen is now Baby boy and Little man

The lady from the phone commercials (Milana Vayntrub) told ppl to stop staring at/complimenting her boobies and when they didn't she said "fine no more boobies y'all fucked it up for everyone" and now they dress her in clothes that make it hard to see and put her behind counters n shit and i just love it. Not that it happened, but just that she had the guts to change the way the commercials are shot So she could feel comfortable

Marijuana 

So i finally got some from my old dealer who grows his own and 1. This shit is really good and 2. I have completely reset my tolerance to 0
Which is all to say i smoked a joint last night and i am now high at work

"Vegan leather" notebooks? Bitch just say faux what is this nonsense

I'm sure it's problematic in some way but idgaf, i am so excited for the summer Olympics. I'm going to have that shit blasting on every tv and device

Was playing a game with randos last night and this kid kept saying "I'm too cute to die uwwuuu" to our enemies and i couldnt stop laughing

Marijuana 

So i finally got some from my old dealer who grows his own and 1. This shit is really good and 2. I have completely reset my tolerance to 0
Which is all to say i smoked a joint last night and i am now high at work

But white dudes want to pretend to be operators and badass spec-for soldiers instead of space lizards armed with goop guns.

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The existence of Cyberpunk 2077 the videogame has made google searches for, about, or relating to Cyberpunk the Genre of Fiction a fucking nightmare.

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All eyes on me is on spotify right now and it's really good. No i Will not stop stanning bo Burnham

Guy who Shits on "white women" as a way to get away with misogyny online

Things that will always make me laugh: well timed clown horn

AAAA MY BROTHER HAS ADOPTED A GREAT DANE AND HE SENT PICTURES, PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THIS BEAUTIFUL BOY

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