My 9 year olds niece made a hologram box to watch Hatsune Miku dance

The queen having a shit fit still about megan merkle should not be world news. The figurehead queens dirty gossip is of no concern to anyone outside of that building

Knuckle tats but it's the squares with an x in it when it's a font your phone doesn't recognise

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You know I thought I'd have encountered more dropkicks in life by now. My childhood prepared me for dropkicks.

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I keep returning to this image. It’s too powerful.

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Oh cool i just met my second shift manager, he's an older guy from Sweden. He noticed my mjolnir and pulled me aside and showed me his. Told him it was cool it has his name in runes on it and he seemed genuinely impressed i could read them. What a pleasant interaction

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Throwback to when I took too many shrooms and had a revelation i wanted to remember, so i pulledit my phones notepad and scrawled this with the paint tool cause i was too high to type.

It says "the jour-ney goes" and instead is writing "deeper" like i meant my finger just quivered and feel off the screen like some post death log a horror game character might find

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"I must not poop.
Poop is the pants-killer.
Poop is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my poop.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the poop has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."

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All the things she said, all the things she said

Rent-free in my head, rent-free in my head

I wonder if the little rascals are all dead

Me putting on a long sleeve this morning: boy sure hope i don't get hot today
Me, 3 hours later: boy I'm hot, whoever could've foreseen this

My favorite past time is heckling ppl while they're typing long messages to me

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The catch-22 of big boobies: making a big Booby character is bad because it's objectification and over-sexualized, but to remove the large boobies to be 'woke' implies big boobied women are to be taken less seriously.

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