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Thanks to the Aggressive Retsuko character, I was introduced to the animal known as the secretarybird, and I don't think a more badass or glorious avian exists in nature.

For one, its freaking scientific name is "Sagittarius serpentarius," making it named after not one, but two heavenly bodies.

For another, just look at pictures of this thing! That glorious crest! The way it literally treads on snakes right before eating them! It's the perfect anti-fascist symbol!

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My Most Anticipated Title 2018: Yoshi

It's still Yoshi.

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As an economic absurdist, I believe that true knowledge of the workings of economic systems is unattainable, least of all by its participants.

That being said, from a game design perspective, capitalism is god-awful. Its proponents like to claim competition, which is all well and good, until you realize that it does not end once there is a winner, as any competitive game should.

And this Toot may very well be the most Mastodon thing I have ever composed.

Panic! At Late Stage Capitalism, credit @Azure_Husky@birdsite Show more

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food for thought: the auction for the rights of geoffrey the toys r us giraffe may be the biggest character adopt auction of all time. every furry artist needs to step up their game

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uspol, ice Show more

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@crazypedia

> “We were representing a 3-year-old in court recently who had been separated from the parents. And the child — in the middle of the hearing — started climbing up on the table,” said Lindsay Toczylowski, executive director of Immigrant Defenders Law Center in Los Angeles. “It really highlighted the absurdity of what we’re doing with these kids.”

There must be consequences for fascists and their collaborators.

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Publish the name of every judge and prosecutor that convicts children 🤬
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Children as young as 3 are appearing in court without their parents to plead their case to stay in the country. nbcnews.com/health/health-news
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uspol, scotus, abortion, tobacco Show more

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If you're thinking of grabbing a .XYZ domain, do it in June and a portion of your registration fee will go towards protecting digital rights. gen.xyz/birthday

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me: straight men suck at writing romance
me, watching lethal weapon 2: straight men are good at writing romance but only when they think they're writing friendship

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Remember: In , when Obi-Wan refers to Darth Vader as "Darth", some people think it's a goof, that Obi-Wan is using it like a first name. He's not. He's mocking Vader, using his title as a way to remind him of the atrocities he's committed.

We're so used to calling Darth Vader simply "Vader" as shorthand, and calling him "Darth" feels weird, but replace "Darth" with "Baron" - it sounds much more natural then.

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I appreciate that, no matter how much the rebels hate Darth Vader, they never deadname him. Good allies

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It's corporate Pride in Seattle and all us gay folks are sitting around at home getting stoned and watching speedruns. Just sayin'.