me: *shreds some uppity rando a new one for trying to tut-tut me over a personal sentiment i'm justified in having*

also me: time to post something fun like love too fart

i don't typically start shit. i'm too old for that nonsense.

but if you wanna come pull some bonkers ass tone police shit because i'm expressing myself on my own account, i will finish it for you

if i'm feeling merciful, you'll just get blocked. if i'm not feeling so generous, you're gonna get obliterated

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@extinct that dude was wiped off the ass of the planet from orbit

@Morgan i'm waiting for him to come back and claim he's cherokee or something

if he wants to change it up he might claim sioux or dine or something

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