Conservatives: What would Jesus do?

Me: Protect sex workers.

Conservatives: No.

Me: Flog loan sharks.

Conservatives: No.

Me: Then what?

Conservatives: Kill gays.

Me: He never did that!


@DissidentKitty seriously it's like they've never read any of Jesus' actual words or actions

@MmeLibertine The Prosperity Gospel, which forms the basis of Televangelical beliefs, is frankly quite possibly the most heretic idea that had ever claimed association with Christianity.

@DissidentKitty 1000% true, and yet it took off like wildfire. one of many reasons I fled church and have no intention of going back. it's a shame.

@DissidentKitty @MmeLibertine a heresy that could only have originated in americans, besides

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