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It has been 0 days since I complained about the abysmal state of Nintendo Switch Online service.

Give us messaging and party chat with friends you inept cowards.

What if Valve finally announced Half Life 3

But it’s a battle royale.

Small details make a huge difference in Borderlands 3 - Polygon

How, and why, Gearbox made its latest game welcoming to everyone.

polygon.com/2019/10/17/2091749

My first instance of watching play and hearing “oh, cursive! I don’t know how to make that out” comes from LetsPlay. 😄

Why isn't the media asking the REAL questions about ?

- Who is that goose working for?
- What branch of their government issued these marching orders?
- How is that cursive handwriting nearly impeccable? Something doesn't add up
- How did the goose enter our country?
- What did the goose know, and when did it know it?

Ok, that’s it. Time to .

I refuse to play the game until they let me through the queue so I can play.

Have we talked about how the final trailer uses a Beck remix? Cuz I think I love it.

Trailer: youtu.be/LFYJTudJ540

E-Pro, by Beck: song.link/us/i/1440810341

IF DID WHAT I THOUGHT IT JUST DID TO THAT ONE CHARACTER I’M GOING TO SEND A STERN LETTER TO EVERY SINGLE GEARBOX EMPLOYEE

Dear Nintendo:

Call it "Second Wind of the Wild" you cowards.

WE CAN FINALLY INVITE FRIENDS TO PLAY ON THE SWITCH YALL:

- Added “Online Play Invites” section to the User's page.
- - Invites from friends to join online play in supported software will be displayed in this section.

en-americas-support.nintendo.c

TWITCH FINALLY MADE AN APPLE TV APP AND IT’S ACTUALLY GOOD. I’M HAPPY 9to5mac.com/2019/09/07/twitch-

It’s in public beta, so you’ll just need to install TestFlight on your Apple TV. But you do NOT need beta tvOS. GO GET IT.

Noooooo toot.cafe seems to be down! Where can I go to complain about it?

Oh, wait.

Hey everyone, we’re Nintendo and we don’t understand how current video game culture works.

Please pay for our online service and add friends, even though neither of these actions serve any literal purpose in existence.

Also, here are some 20 year old games No one cares about anymore because fuck you.

No one—literally, not a single sentient organism—cares about new NES or SNES or Extra NES or Super Duper ES games coming to Nintendo Switch Online as long as we can’t even VOICE CHAT OR MESSAGE OUR FUCKING FRIENDS. HOW ARE YOU PEOPLE OVER 15 YEARS BEHIND YOUR ENTIRE INDUSTRY.

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