No one—literally, not a single sentient organism—cares about new NES or SNES or Extra NES or Super Duper ES games coming to Nintendo Switch Online as long as we can’t even VOICE CHAT OR MESSAGE OUR FUCKING FRIENDS. HOW ARE YOU PEOPLE OVER 15 YEARS BEHIND YOUR ENTIRE INDUSTRY.
Hey everyone, we’re Nintendo and we don’t understand how current video game culture works.
Please pay for our online service and add friends, even though neither of these actions serve any literal purpose in existence.
Also, here are some 20 year old games No one cares about anymore because fuck you.
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