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@Crash in his defense. I wrote him a really nice part in my Ace Attorney/NCIS crossover musical.

"Jaren got a 1 for initiative. He's too busy thinking about justice to think about fighting the undead monstrosity."

"It's someone wearing armor with extremely large shoulder pads."

"That's very '80s."

"Oh! It's an orc!"

"She runs away screaming about demons and wild beasts invading the town."

"Well I've got some pigs in a blanket for breakfast. You ready to go?"

"She tries to hit you with her shawl while screaming that you're a demon."

"I politely back away."

"She advances. Clearly, she has you on the run."

"If the lich makes her move here there'll be less collateral damage."

"He said, in the middle of a village."

"'Everyone here is expendable,' said the paladin."

"I love that this campaign is more chaotic than the all-kobold campaign, and I gave the current kobold game a Megazord."

"And they used it responsibly."

"Define 'responsibly.'"


"I just pointed out that a powerful, undead sorcerer is going to kill you all and your reaction was asking if I'd come see your plays afterwards."

"Do you have to use your claws?"

"Don't you know that means that I'm happy?"

"It doesn't mean that I am happy."

"What just happened?"

"You've been adopted."

"Can I refuse?"

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"Sniv Palpatine."

"Execute Order 5, large, with a Diet Pepsi. Ooh, and onion rings!"

"On a scale of zero to Chroma pressing random buttons, Zax hits it with a hammer."

"Nature is healing."

"No, Nature is attacking."

"Nature is providing DPS."

"Can I move through an ally's space?"

"Ally? Yes."

"But I get an attack of opportunity."

"Now you're an angry, invisible kobold. That's the name of my next ska band."

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