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"Sign here ... and here ... and here ... and initial here ... and sign here ... and draw a t-rex here ... initial here ..."

"Well, unless I say 11 doesn't hit but 9 does..."

"You could say that."

"Please say that.""

"You spent the entire time you were charmed healing yourself."

"Sometimes you just need to look out for number one.""

"You're a spell caster! And /you're/ a spell caster! Everyone check under your seat, it's a spell book!""

"I would like to cast Spirit Shroud."

"You pull out a bed sheet and toss it over Heiro."

"In Hiero's absence I'm going to make the 'pew pew' noise."

"Milly isn't here this evening so Erik is stepping up to cause distractions."

"There are a significant number of pings."

"I think we found the chickens."

Sometimes people just drift apart or stop being friends. It's okay I promise.

"Do I hear /anything/?"

"Canonically you probably hear Heiro asking you to look at how high they've climbed a nearby tree."

"We're old."

"We're not old, we're seasoned."

"With a fine layer of garlic powder."

"I've aged like a fine ... milk."

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