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"After this I'm going to read the names of everyone in this village."

"I will burn you."

"Remember when I said you were going to hate me?"

"We're going to hate you."

"You're the worst."

"Charging through the wilderness with an explosive keg? What could go wrong?"

"The chicken's name is 'Little Buddy' now. It lives in a portable hole."

Twitch Path to Partner 

So close, yet so incredibly far away.

For the record, it is conservative to say I've never had an average above 4 viewers.

Certainly won't be quitting my day job.

┳┻| _
┻┳| •.•) It’s
┳┻|⊂ノ kobold time :rimworld::koboldbeam:
┻┳| twitch.tv/CrashTheDM

If all goes well I get to play :dnd:​ tomorrow for 4 hours.

Thinking of streaming more Rimworld with kobolds at the top of the hour.

Crash :dndpeek: boosted

@Crash "Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird!"

Says somebody who can apparently mistake airplanes for birds, or vice versa.

Crash :dndpeek: boosted

@Crash @io “It can’t possibly be 50 terrasks. It’s obviously an illusion.”

"Is there an outward effect of this?"

"No."

"Well, except for the bell ringing."

"Aim and shoot!"

"Aim and shoot where? You've built a wall of people!"

"I mean, we kind of did, yeah."

"Does the DM say it has partial cover?"

"9 points from a level one is respectable damage."

"70 sessions from now one of you is going to do 9 points of damage and say 'Darn, I rolled all 1s.'"

"You're the one that decided to not approach the suspicious looking corpse over there."

"The big bad ... well they're not that bad. The medium bad."

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Elekk: Gameing and Other Delightful Pursuits

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