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"You have no idea how much engineering went into making these doors open up on their own."

"You don't just have someone in the wall with a rope?"

"I would prefer for there to not be a monorail in the hallway."

"You're going to love the source book I just bought."

"That's when we determined the rules for biting in combat."

"What's the worst that could happen? Find out after this short break!"

"Visitor passes!"

"They don't explode, do they?"

"You are not the first person to ask."

Crash :dndpeek: boosted

"Should we ask for a salary?"

"We did bring back the moon..."

"To be fair we also contributed to it being lost."

"The inventors."

(Repeated often, each time with a more disappointed tone.)

"Button has remembered many of those knots."

"Yeah, sorry."

"Lots of room to expand without falling off of a giant space turtle."

"Uh, you can't park here, I think."

"But we did!"

"It's clearly possible."

"I'm just going to let these two handle it."

"I'm not sure this is going somewhere I like."

"You'd be surprised how often the exiles said that."

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