Call me Crash.I'm a teacher, Social Justice Paladin, DM for a #DnD #Podcast, & widower.he/himNot actually a kobold.https://aaronbsmith.com/
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"It's a very unique form of eyeliner."
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"You have no idea how much engineering went into making these doors open up on their own."
"You don't just have someone in the wall with a rope?"
"I would prefer for there to not be a monorail in the hallway."
"You're going to love the source book I just bought."
"It's moving as ... designed?"
"That's when we determined the rules for biting in combat."
"What's the worst that could happen? Find out after this short break!"
"They don't explode, do they?"
"You are not the first person to ask."
"Why don't we head downstairs to see what's up?"
"I remember you! You raged against a machine!"
@Crash that was just a phase
"I sense the opportunity for friendship."
"Should we ask for a salary?"
"We did bring back the moon..."
"To be fair we also contributed to it being lost."
"They are an androgynous android of simple tastes."
(Repeated often, each time with a more disappointed tone.)
"Some mind flayers are shaped like friends."
"Button has remembered many of those knots."
"Lots of room to expand without falling off of a giant space turtle."
"I have a bonus to Wisdom, I'm not going to say that."
"Uh, you can't park here, I think."
"But we did!"
"It's clearly possible."
"I'm just going to let these two handle it."
"I'm not sure this is going somewhere I like."
"You'd be surprised how often the exiles said that."
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