Article: "10 items to never give to a #dnd party."
Me, a DM: "Ooh, a shopping list!"
Showing up to a #DnD game with miniatures for our all-gnome campaign like...
I have sweaters and hot chocolate, but no snow as the precipitation stopped before we hit our freeze warning. 🌨️
@noelle 1-ups me again.
How to Play a Zealot Without Starting the Crusades
(As the new friends tended to be mechanical or undead, they did not in fact need to breathe. There was also a chicken, and no one but the DM knows how it lived.)
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