Crash, The DM Who Silently Smiles ​ @[email protected]

"You are never alone if there are trees."

"I can't tell if that's encouragement or an ominous warning."

"It's up to the trees."

@magicalmilly *stands on a soap box waving a sign that says "Support Public Schools" until he falls over*

@pikestaff I understood that reference.

Lawful Cranky
Neutral Cranky
Chaotic Cranky

True Cranky

Cranky Good
Cranky Neutral
Cranky Evil

Alignment: Cranky

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Cogbucket JR is a #DnD paladin of Clarke, God of Sufficiently Advanced Technology. They went into paladining so they could protect their friends, who are mostly all kobolds.

Also, their friends are all way more powerful than JR.

"Stop breathing down my neck."

"By breathing is only a simulation."

"So is my neck. Stop it anyway."

"You realize when a Tarrasque shows up that's considered an apocalypse event?"

"Yeah."

"So you made a character that could stop three apocalypses in a single turn?"

Critical Recovery Ep 31: Red Glare

https://aaronbsmith.com/cogwheel/2021/10/critical-recovery-ep-31-red-glare/

#Podcast #TabletopRPGs #CriticalRecovery #DnD #DungeonsandDragons

@venatus I don't think I remember this Thomas the Tank episode.

@magicalmilly Clearly this means none of them will attempt to eat your cheeseburger. You have chosen roommates well.

Playing a run of Fallout 4 as a sniper and did you know it takes several hundred shots with a pipe rifle to kill a legendary deathclaw and it's non-legendary ally?

"Secretary of Non-DuctTape-Based Medicine."

#DnD #DnDOutOfContext