Mastodon: Memes from yesterday and today.

Meta. I meant to say meta.

"England has been re-banned after trying to sneak back in under the name 'Knifecrime Island.' Please keep an eye out for any suspicious new nations."

threepanelsoul.com/comic/point

This makes more sense if you've seen the first comic: threepanelsoul.com/comic/patch

@wigglytuffitout @noelle It looks like that lalafel is riding the chocolate chocobo out of the bomb bay.

@venatus Don't mind me, just taking notes for the kobold game.

I got the damage for my car.

My radiator did explode. And the thermostat, and some tubes.

Altogether, it will be $425.

I don't.... I don't have this cash.

Pls help

Https://PayPal.me/emmilner

Https://ko-fi.com/magicalmilly

@voorhees @magicalmilly This is also a Crash.

I frequently tell the story of the time I spent 30 minutes looking for my glasses before I realized the floor was in focus.

@magicalmilly Oh he'd be fine with that because it would be more time for him to play on his 7 Days to Die server with his family instead.

One of my favorite "Malevolent DM" jokes that I try not to overuse is when a player asks if the party leveled up after an event I like to respond "Yes, congratulations, you're all now level [current level - 1]!"

I don't make them level down for real, though. This isn't 1st edition.

@venatus She never encountered a problem that couldn't be solved by punching.

Or standing on the ceiling to assert dominance.

Our D&D group did a fun one-shot today where I played a dwarf grandma who left her pig farm to become a nature paladin

She doesn't have a burning passion to fight for good, she's just in it for the divine job benefits like immunity to rheumatism and other drawbacks of old age

#mastoart #DnD

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