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I'm gonna miss Daldain, but she survived the campaign despite her best effort, and now she gets to go around being a famous performer like she always wanted (and lying in wait for the tarrasque to figure out it can swim). :dnd:

@noelle @maloki Lots of tea and cough drops.

As for the :dnd:, I'm sad that it's ended but satisfied by the end. Enough loose ends to come back some time.

@noelle @maloki Stomach bug that started with upper respiratory infection. Taking it easy as well.

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"[Projectile] moons: the only known natural predator of the tarrasque."

Now is the time for kobolds vs ... Tiamat? I don't think we thought this through.

mixer.com/CrashTheDM

ph(-) mh(+) 

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DnD quest where you need to get an item identified and when you got to the place it was a fantasy antiques roadshow

So ... Pack Tactics S2 Ep27 is the one where Zeeli breaks the DM (me) by saying "Remember, ties go to the attacker!"

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Pack Tactics S2 Ep 27: Repercussions

aaronbsmith.com/cogwheel/2019/

"Look, Wizards of the Coast only gives a list of 20 common kobold names so we had to reuse a few. I have three brothers named Hagnar."

Follow this series on…

▶Google Podcasts: play.google.com/music/m/Iwm5hc
▶Apple Podcasts: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/co
▶Twitch: http://www.

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So I'm in a tough position, my hours got cut at work cause they decided they didn't want to pay out payroll for already scheduled shifts. I'm currently looking for a 3rd job (or replacement for the retail one) but in the meantime I really need some extra work.

I do have a commission queue, but if you have deadlines I can accommodate for it - especially if it's for a Christmas gift. I can fast track those :)

trello.com/b/Otq2TShJ/commissi

Pack Tactics S2 Ep 27: Repercussions

aaronbsmith.com/cogwheel/2019/

"Look, Wizards of the Coast only gives a list of 20 common kobold names so we had to reuse a few. I have three brothers named Hagnar."

Follow this series on…

▶Google Podcasts: play.google.com/music/m/Iwm5hc
▶Apple Podcasts: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/co
▶Twitch: http://www.

I am using a text-to-speech reader to listen to a PDF version I got from DriveThruRPG.com and it doesn't understand the difference between the main body and the footer so it keeps inserting my name (placed at the bottom of each page as a low-key form of copy protection) in the funniest parts of the paragraphs.

"You're surrounded by orcs wielding spears."

"Does anyone here speak Latin? Or perhaps Ancient Greek?"

"'They wouldn't have gone quietly. They taught me everything I know about punching."

"'Can' and 'should' are very different verbs."

"They also aren't verbs."

"I follow the orc lady because emotions are ... no."

"The DM is looking forward to giving you exposition."

"I rolled a 14."

"You got nothin'."

"Giziikaa's power! Not stolen from elsewhere! Promise!"

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