@alice @noelle I thought that involved splitting the party.

@noelle Not me, I'm happy with this prosthetic forehead I'm wearing on my real head.

@WagonStar Will you also need a piece of string to wind around said rock?

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Mythbusters quote 

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Mythbusters quote 

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Hit & Abyss Ep 026: Dig My Grave

aaronbsmith.com/cogwheel/2020/

The party finds a crazy old one-eyed man in the woods, then visits a farmhouse or two with nothing creepy happening anywhere at all, I'm sure.

Follow this series on…

▶Google Podcasts: play.google.com/music/m/Iwm5hc
▶Apple Podcasts: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/co
▶Mixer: https://mixer.

Hit & Abyss Ep 026: Dig My Grave

aaronbsmith.com/cogwheel/2020/

The party finds a crazy old one-eyed man in the woods, then visits a farmhouse or two with nothing creepy happening anywhere at all, I'm sure.

Follow this series on…

▶Google Podcasts: play.google.com/music/m/Iwm5hc
▶Apple Podcasts: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/co
▶Mixer: https://mixer.

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new dialup express instance block, spinster, gab, terfs 

@Garrison Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift?

@alice If it can relate to JoCo, Weird Al, or Monty Python and I did not intend it, I will most often retroactively intend it.

Build-A-Bear option to build a half-pony-half-monkey monster to please you when?

youtube.com/watch?v=2_ryNJVrei

@alice But, and this is very important ...

Will the Yodito parts be compatible with the bear parts?

Amazon Music 

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On the day of the release of a critical #Windows 10 security patch.

My Windows: Your OS is up-to-date! ✅
Me: Are you sure?
My Windows: Let me check.
My Windows: ...
My Windows: Oh.

@puffinus_puffinus My own are as plentiful and varied as the universe, as I mostly only get to DM.

As for @magicalmilly, I believe she already described her two prides and joys.

@puffinus_puffinus @magicalmilly

Creative use of game mechanics.

And conspiring with the DM.

@puffinus_puffinus @magicalmilly As her DM I can confirm she sent much more than a single person to another plane of reality.

@magicalmilly

*sadly places his 100 page thesis, divided into 500 character chunks for easy tooting, back on the shelf*

Someday.

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