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- @crash
- ๐ฒ D&D Podcast
- https://aaronbsmith.com/cogwheel/
- ๐ท Photos
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Call me Crash.
I'm a teacher, Social Justice Paladin, DM for a #DnD #Podcast, & widower.
he/him
Not actually a kobold.
https://aaronbsmith.com/
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Joined Apr 2017
"Oh! I have regrets! I have a lot of regrets!"
"My favorite thing is how cheerfully that information was relayed."
"Is it a 'No?'"
"I am opening my new source book."
"That sounds like a 'No.'"
"Towards the screams!"
"I probably should have mentioned the eldritch horrors before inviting anyone."
"This is the 'bad idea' notebook. We only work on these every other Friday."
"It's a very unique form of eyeliner."
"You have no idea how much engineering went into making these doors open up on their own."
"You don't just have someone in the wall with a rope?"
"I would prefer for there to not be a monorail in the hallway."
"You're going to love the source book I just bought."
"It's moving as ... designed?"
"That's when we determined the rules for biting in combat."
"What's the worst that could happen? Find out after this short break!"
"Visitor passes!"
"They don't explode, do they?"
"You are not the first person to ask."
"Why don't we head downstairs to see what's up?"
"I remember you! You raged against a machine!"
"I sense the opportunity for friendship."
"Should we ask for a salary?"
"We did bring back the moon..."
"To be fair we also contributed to it being lost."
"They are an androgynous android of simple tastes."
"The inventors."
(Repeated often, each time with a more disappointed tone.)
- Other Account
- @crash
- ๐ฒ D&D Podcast
- https://aaronbsmith.com/cogwheel/
- ๐ท Photos
- https://aaronbsmith.com/photos/
Call me Crash.
I'm a teacher, Social Justice Paladin, DM for a #DnD #Podcast, & widower.
he/him
Not actually a kobold.
https://aaronbsmith.com/
Avatar by @scoots
Joined Apr 2017
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