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"Are you OK? Do you need healing?"

"No."

"No to both?"

"No to both."

"OK, I can't fix emotional damage."

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"Our 'Baby Groot' is a mushroom kid."

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"Is biting a finesse weapon?"

"I'll allow it."

"Am I proficient?"

"No."

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"Don't make me cast Grease!"

"Don't make us make you cast Grease!"

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"And we have a crate of ready-made Molotov Cocktails back on the ship."

"We do?"

"I didn't say that in character."

"Aw."

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"Is it to the North West or the West North."

"I don't ... yes."

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"Chroma, no!"

(evergreen quote)

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"You're not wrong, just WRONG."

"That's the highest compliment I've ever been paid."

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"I'm not going to mess with [the important plot device]!"

(one roll later)

"The [important plot device] goes dark."

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"So what have we learned here?"

"Trebuchets are FUN!"

"I'm a character who hates space in a space campaign."

"No, I'm asking what THEY'VE learned here."

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"He's using the flying carpet as a security blanket."

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"You've found a message board."

"Let the trolling begin."

"The latest entry is hundreds of years ago."

"I'm not going to necropost like that."

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"Oh, no, another bot has betrayed you."

"You've changed the language settings to Infernal."

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"Are we just going to adopt every kid that makes bad decisions?"

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"Apropos of nothing, what's the range for Eyes of the Grave?"

"60 feet."

"OK, 61 feet away there's just a wall of zombies."

"70 feet away they're filming Michael Jackson's Thriller."

"Now we know what [the bard] is doing..."

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"They've changed the language preferences to Earth Elemental."

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"What did I do?"

"Lots of things, but in this particular case you are innocent."

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"Clearly I can just throw people so I didn't think about anything else."

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"We left them with the only crew member they cannot corrupt."

"JR? Because they came with us."

"Oh."

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"Also we're trusting our spaceship to a Mind Flayer."

"We did do that, yes."

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