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"Well I'm not going to say it was aliens, but ... it was banshees."

"And a lesson might be learned."

"No. No, it won't."

"You realize, you left the interrogation to the 7 foot tall tabaxi child with ADD."

"She's bound to crack eventually."

"What's your name?"

*screams*

"'Aaaaah!' That's a good name. What's your favorite color?"

*screams*

"I like that color, too."

"I wouldn't recommend tapping the glass. It distracts the banshee."

"I am vibrating but doing my best."

"The arrow dies of poison damage. It wasn't venomous, it was poisoned."

"A thing pops into existence behind Morley."

"I tackle it."

"I'm loading a picture of it."

"Maybe I don't tackle it."

"Do you have 'Pass Without A Trace?'"

"No."

"Then you're the diversion."

"Every time you say 'mechanical dragon' it sounds less like a thing."

"Can I find 5 cubic feet of water?"

"Not inside the mechanical dragon."

"Gorga does the Milly thing where they say 'Uuuuuuuugh' for several seconds."

"It's good to see you again. I wish I knew who you are."

"I am not giving you the power to turn elves into cubes."

"Welcome to this very serious game where no one is ever silly. And everyone is also a chaos lizard. On the moon."

"Hello!"

"Mr. Pointy was not born yesterday. Mr. Pointy was born 5 minutes ago."

"That crit damage didn't have a price sticker on it."

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Elekk: Gameing and Other Delightful Pursuits

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