"Rules as written, I think I could try to catch the balista bolt."

"I hear time is an illusion."

"Well, time ... is on our side."

"Yes, it is."

"When the front of your ship is 'No,' that's also your movement speed."

"What's the worst that could happen?"

"Death? I think that's already been established."

"Tweet all of your puns to @Akari_mag as he loves them all so much."

"I will cut you and set you on fire."

"It will not be repeated, I've already forgotten what it was."

"On the plus side, you don't need to be rolling concentration checks."

"Does shouting 'I'm going to punch you in the face' count as a spell attack?"

"The door to the D&D Beyond server room is kicked in. Chris is there with a box labeled 'Dice Jail.'"

"Which one is it?!"

"You are surrounded by pirates."

"I'm out of spell slots."

"The ship below you is about 30 feet away."


"28 feet. 26 feet. 24..."

"I didn't think a cloud had a turbo button, but I've been wrong apparently."

"I remind the crew they're not pirates."

"Several crew hand coin purses back to other crew."

You are forced to watch - not someone's vacation photos, but someone's trip to their vacation."

"With a Perception roll of 6, you're at least glad you'll be fighting the Kracken in the shade."

"It should already be over, we have the high ground ... water ... air .... Look, so long as the Fire Nation doesn't attack you should be fine."

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