Crash ​ @Crash@elekk.xyz

"Can I roll for literary analysis and symbolism?"

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"When the schlorping happened."

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"You've given me a lot of ideas to sit on."

"Why did that just send a shiver down my spine?"

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"You seem to have a knack for hitting a word count."

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"Aliens: The Musical."

"🎵​ Get outta my chest, or so help me..."

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"My character takes a shower but he shows up covered in sludge again."

"The DM does not want to ask how that happened but the DM feels he has to ask."

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"We live in a fantasy world of magic, dragons, and monsters..."

"And dentists."

"And there's nothing short of a Wish spell that will restore your costume."

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"Shooty McLightHands"

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"I can't find the NPC's name so I'm just going to name him Bob. Full name Bobbert."

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"You didn't press all the buttons!"

"I pressed the button for 'post-left' but that doesn't actually do anything."

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"What happened last time?"

"I did something cool, I know that."

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"This podcast has been optimized for Netscape Navigator 4.0."

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"Does the ship we're in count as a plant?""

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"It's the most adorable little murder machine.""

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"Sniv has a history with diplomacy."

"So you're saying he's experienced."

"He may have made Intimidation checks instead of Persuasion."

"Raise your hand if you've never done that.""

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"What happened last week?"

"Elves."

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"Please don't tell me the story of Christmas again!"

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"Baby's First ... Primer for the Abyssal Language? Why do we have this book?"

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"Dewey Decimal? Dewey ever?!"

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"I know it's supposed to be silly but /they're doing it wrong/."

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