Crash @[email protected]

"Ash, on a scale of 1 to 121, how are you feeling?"

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"Roll to regret life choices."

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"Rules as written, I think I could try to catch the balista bolt."

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"I hear time is an illusion."

"Well, time ... is on our side."

"Yes, it is."

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"When the front of your ship is 'No,' that's also your movement speed."

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"What's the worst that could happen?"

"Death? I think that's already been established."

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"I have you right where you want me!"

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"So we're sword fighting with ships, now."

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"Tweet all of your puns to @Akari_mag as he loves them all so much."

"I will cut you and set you on fire."

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"It will not be repeated, I've already forgotten what it was."

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"On the plus side, you don't need to be rolling concentration checks."

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"Does shouting 'I'm going to punch you in the face' count as a spell attack?"

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"The door to the D&D Beyond server room is kicked in. Chris is there with a box labeled 'Dice Jail.'"

"Which one is it?!"

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"You are surrounded by pirates."

"I'm out of spell slots."

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"The ship below you is about 30 feet away."

"Alright."

"28 feet. 26 feet. 24..."

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"I didn't think a cloud had a turbo button, but I've been wrong apparently."

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"I remind the crew they're not pirates."

"Several crew hand coin purses back to other crew."

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You are forced to watch - not someone's vacation photos, but someone's trip to their vacation."

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"With a Perception roll of 6, you're at least glad you'll be fighting the Kracken in the shade."

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"It should already be over, we have the high ground ... water ... air .... Look, so long as the Fire Nation doesn't attack you should be fine."

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