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"Does the ship we're in count as a plant?""

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"It's the most adorable little murder machine.""

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"Sniv has a history with diplomacy."

"So you're saying he's experienced."

"He may have made Intimidation checks instead of Persuasion."

"Raise your hand if you've never done that.""

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"What happened last week?"

"Elves."

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"Please don't tell me the story of Christmas again!"

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"Baby's First ... Primer for the Abyssal Language? Why do we have this book?"

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"Dewey Decimal? Dewey ever?!"

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"I know it's supposed to be silly but /they're doing it wrong/."

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"Do you have glitter crayons?"

"Not ... on me."

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"Well I'm not going to say it was aliens, but ... it was banshees."

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"I died sinless!"

"So will I!"

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"And a lesson might be learned."

"No. No, it won't."

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"You realize, you left the interrogation to the 7 foot tall tabaxi child with ADD."

"She's bound to crack eventually."

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"What's your name?"

*screams*

"'Aaaaah!' That's a good name. What's your favorite color?"

*screams*

"I like that color, too."

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"I wouldn't recommend tapping the glass. It distracts the banshee."

"I am vibrating but doing my best."

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"Is there a spittoon?"

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"The arrow dies of poison damage. It wasn't venomous, it was poisoned."

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"A thing pops into existence behind Morley."

"I tackle it."

"I'm loading a picture of it."

"Maybe I don't tackle it."

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"Do you have 'Pass Without A Trace?'"

"No."

"Then you're the diversion."

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"Every time you say 'mechanical dragon' it sounds less like a thing."

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