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Hit & Abyss Ep 049: Cat Wrangling (Group 1)

https://aaronbsmith.com/cogwheel/2020/07/hit-abyss-ep-049-cat-wrangling-group-1/

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Hit & Abyss Ep 048: Bureaucracy (Group 1)

https://aaronbsmith.com/cogwheel/2020/07/hit-abyss-ep-048-bureaucracy-group-1/

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Hit & Abyss Ep 047: Dinner Guest (Group 1)

https://aaronbsmith.com/cogwheel/2020/06/hit-abyss-ep-047-dinner-guest-group-1/

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"Is it missing any of its hit points?"

"/Oh, yes./"

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"I am a combat tactician with a shield specialization..."

"You're going to swim into a blender, aren't you?"

"... yes."

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"I just hit 'Pulse' on [the sahuagin blender]."

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"Listen to chat, do not step into the sahuagin blender."

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"It's like shooting fish in a ... whirlpool."

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"One of our wizards is the party healer."

"Not it!"

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"You made me bleed /your/ own blood!"

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"The literal Abyss doesn't have great dances."

"That's an out of context quote."

"That's a Yelp review."

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"'How do you want to do this' ... is something I would be saying if you'd done a bit more damage."

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"If you want to impress the tritons, now is the time to do it. Also, look at all this blood."

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"I would like to invite it to dance."

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"It's not there for fun and games. Actually, it is. This is a game we're playing."

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"We have rolled for initiative."

"Can we talk about my childhood for a while?"

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"I would say that they do, but I don't want to discuss kraken anatomy further."

"They call them kraken for a reason."

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"Ash, on a scale of 1 to 121, how are you feeling?"

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"Roll to regret life choices."

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"Rules as written, I think I could try to catch the balista bolt."

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