Call me Crash.I'm a teacher, Social Justice Paladin, DM for a #DnD #Podcast, & widower.he/himNot actually a kobold.https://aaronbsmith.com/
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Hit & Abyss Ep 049: Cat Wrangling (Group 1)
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"Is it missing any of its hit points?"
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"I am a combat tactician with a shield specialization..."
"You're going to swim into a blender, aren't you?"
"I just hit 'Pulse' on [the sahuagin blender]."
"Listen to chat, do not step into the sahuagin blender."
"It's like shooting fish in a ... whirlpool."
"One of our wizards is the party healer."
"You made me bleed /your/ own blood!"
"The literal Abyss doesn't have great dances."
"That's an out of context quote."
"That's a Yelp review."
"'How do you want to do this' ... is something I would be saying if you'd done a bit more damage."
"If you want to impress the tritons, now is the time to do it. Also, look at all this blood."
"I would like to invite it to dance."
"It's not there for fun and games. Actually, it is. This is a game we're playing."
"We have rolled for initiative."
"Can we talk about my childhood for a while?"
"I would say that they do, but I don't want to discuss kraken anatomy further."
"They call them kraken for a reason."
"Ash, on a scale of 1 to 121, how are you feeling?"
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"Roll to regret life choices."
"Rules as written, I think I could try to catch the balista bolt."
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