Call me Crash.I'm a #teacher, #gamer, Social Justice Paladin, DM for a #DnD #Podcast, & widower.he/himhttps://aaronbsmith.com/
"You hear a random zombie in the battle yell 'DING! I gained a spell slot!"
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"We went from D&D to D&D Tactics."
"You'll tell your grandchildren about it, as soon as you get home."
"Just because I DON'T do tact doesn't mean I CAN'T do tact."
"Please tell me you're going to throw Vecna's Head at them."
"Well I wasn't going to, but it's now on the list."
"It's OK, I prepared Vampiric Touch today."
"Did anyone else have a shiver go up their spine?"
"Roll 2d6 plus Intellect. Intelligence. I word. For brain powers."
"I'm going to continue to make poor decisions."
"I'm not just making things up. I MADE things up, and now I'm sticking with what I made up."
"Mezire's doom was 'Hey, you're engaged!'"
"Not now, I'm monologuing!"
"Well my friends, if we go down, we go down fighting."
"There's that, but I'm still on the 'No Dying' plan."
"Not dying is the whole key to living."
"I just want to go to sleep for eight hours! ... oh my gosh, that's a mood."
"Knock knock.""Who's there?""Tasha.""Tasha who?""Tasha's Hideous Laughter."
"I sing soothing spa music to calm the goblin down."
*one performance check later*
"You sing Girl From Ipanema."
"So the zombies that you florenced past ... so help me that's going to become a verb in this campaign."
"That was not a planned sentence and I didn't know where it was going."
"There was a sign that said 'bridge out' and that's the direction you took your sentence."
"Are you sure you're not a feathered goblin?"
"What do I roll to catch the goblin? Acrobatics? Athletics?"
"Slight of Hand? Religion?"
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