Call me Crash.I'm a #teacher, #gamer, Social Justice Paladin, DM for a #DnD #Podcast, & widower.he/himhttps://aaronbsmith.com/
"Thus has spoken ArchBeth. Also sprach Zarathustra."
#DnD #OutOfContextDnD #HitNAbyss
"This chip is fresh. This Chip is Dale. Wait, what?"
"This Chip is my familiar."
"This Chip is a monk."
"You can't eat just one."
"This Chip is someone I know from school. Hi, there!"
"I could soak it."
"No, it would soak you."
"Wall of Not Quite Fire"
"Slippers of Dragon Climbing."
"Sneak attack to the face."
"Dang, I could've had a D8."
"Peter isn't down. I mean, he's down, but he isn't DOWN down."
"They have given me their backside!"
"That's the side that's been doing all the damage to you!"
"He casts Laser Pointer."
"Cloud of legos."
"Where his left foot is..."
"The one where Eric isn't?"
"Hey I can heal!"
"You heal by hurting yourself."
"Or by sucking the life out of others."
"Some from Column A, some from Column B, some from Column [unintelligible, maddening gibbers]"
"We're going to fight a dragon! We're going to fight a dragon!"
"I've just rolled ALL the initiative."
It's going to be a little while before #HitNAbyss Episode 50 finds its way into our RSS feed, but Page (played by @magicalmilly) is here to give you a recap of what took place in 3 minutes or less.
That she wasn't in this session does not seem to have stopped her.#DnD #Podcast
"You resist, through sheer force of ... wisdom."
"AC is an unsigned integer."
"My max HP went back to 30!"
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