Call me Crash.I'm a teacher, Social Justice Paladin, DM for a #DnD #Podcast, & widower.he/himNot actually a kobold.https://aaronbsmith.com/
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"This room appears to be totally boring."
"I like it."
#DnD #DnDOutOfContext #CritKnow
"Nothing bad happened to anybody else."
"Sounds like a living."
"Well ... not for long."
"When you're a space shark you're a space shark all the way..." 🎵
"The one time Hiero is an agent /against/ chaos."
"Imagine the portal game, but instead of the portal taking you to another place, it's just a hole."
"Now I don't have any idea what's going on."
"The 'Aliens' guy, only 'Wizards.'"
"You'd probably have to find the user manual."
"No one reads those."
"But it ate me!"
"Is it the bullet frog from Spongebob?"
"I don't like this."
"It's less alive, we're safe."
"To be fair, the wights were less alive, too. I mean ... hi."
"Spider gnome!Spider gnome!Does whatever a spider gnome does!Can she swingFrom a web?If she rollsHigh enough..."
"I want it!"
"Hello, and welcome to the 2 Hour Power Minute. My name is Aaron. What are we doing today, Erik?"
"Apparently Mom is keeping it so I don't eat it when no one is looking because I totally would."
"Hey, /we're/ learning!"
"Imagine, if you will: A cat that enjoys medication."
"Nope, can't do it."
"Did the pill actually say I'm gonna die?"
"Well that's what my character is saying."
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