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Pack Tactics S3 Ep 58: Fe Fi Fo Fum

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"You want the dramatic reveal? You don't get that satisfaction."

"I don't even know who any of you are!"

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"I'm gonna spend too many spell slots."

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"Would Oceanus like to make a Dex save?"

"Yes, he would love to, but he rolled a nat 1."

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"1% of the time the DM is wrong 100% of the time."

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"Weapon or rations?"

"Weapon."

"For breakfast?"

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"I don't want to know the reason why this makes sense."

"You are very correct."

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"Don't move. Their vision is based on movement. If they see you, they adopt you."

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"First, Wisdom saves, now, Dexterity saves. These zombies are in their wheelhouse."

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"I'm going to name this one 'Checkers.'"

"No. NO. I gave you 3 undead hands, I'm not giving you a 4th."

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"I'm going to impale it with my undead-cleaving sword."

"Is there a hyphen in there?"

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"Don't worry, guys, it's using up all its cantrip spell slots."

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"Heiro cannot have this dragon as a pet."

"You didn't say anything about Page!"

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"Thorns and laser pointers, the classic combination."

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"Jaren got a 1 for initiative. He's too busy thinking about justice to think about fighting the undead monstrosity."

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"It's someone wearing armor with extremely large shoulder pads."

"That's very '80s."

"Oh! It's an orc!"

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"We solved your brunch puzzle!"

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"She runs away screaming about demons and wild beasts invading the town."

"Well I've got some pigs in a blanket for breakfast. You ready to go?"

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"She tries to hit you with her shawl while screaming that you're a demon."

"I politely back away."

"She advances. Clearly, she has you on the run."

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"If the lich makes her move here there'll be less collateral damage."

"He said, in the middle of a village."

"'Everyone here is expendable,' said the paladin."

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