In THIS Economy?: Revised Material Components, A-F (A article by @noelle!)

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So there I was, trying to buy a miniature platinum sword so I could cast Arcane Sword, when a messenger burst into the shop and exclaimed that a competitor down the road had dropped his prices on the trinkets - only 240 gold pieces! By the time I turned back around, the shopkeeper had sighed and marked down his price to compete, at 239 gold pieces...

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Pack Tactics S2 Ep 43: Clock’s Ticking

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We begin with an interrogation of a recently defeated member of the Twenty who has some useful information about the Mountain Core.

Also, the effects of Daldain's world-altering Wish spell are beginning to become evident.

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"Are you OK? Do you need healing?"

"No."

"No to both?"

"No to both."

"OK, I can't fix emotional damage."

"Is biting a finesse weapon?"

"I'll allow it."

"Am I proficient?"

"No."

"Don't make me cast Grease!"

"Don't make us make you cast Grease!"

"And we have a crate of ready-made Molotov Cocktails back on the ship."

"We do?"

"I didn't say that in character."

"Aw."

"Is it to the North West or the West North."

"I don't ... yes."

"You're not wrong, just WRONG."

"That's the highest compliment I've ever been paid."

"I'm not going to mess with [the important plot device]!"

(one roll later)

"The [important plot device] goes dark."

"So what have we learned here?"

"Trebuchets are FUN!"

"I'm a character who hates space in a space campaign."

"No, I'm asking what THEY'VE learned here."

"He's using the flying carpet as a security blanket."

"You've found a message board."

"Let the trolling begin."

"The latest entry is hundreds of years ago."

"I'm not going to necropost like that."

"Oh, no, another bot has betrayed you."

"You've changed the language settings to Infernal."

"Are we just going to adopt every kid that makes bad decisions?"

"Apropos of nothing, what's the range for Eyes of the Grave?"

"60 feet."

"OK, 61 feet away there's just a wall of zombies."

"70 feet away they're filming Michael Jackson's Thriller."

"Now we know what [the bard] is doing..."

"They've changed the language preferences to Earth Elemental."

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