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"This room appears to be totally boring."

"I like it."

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"Nothing bad happened to anybody else."

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"Sounds like a living."

"Well ... not for long."

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"When you're a space shark you're a space shark all the way..." 🎵​

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"The one time Hiero is an agent /against/ chaos."

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"Imagine the portal game, but instead of the portal taking you to another place, it's just a hole."

"Now I don't have any idea what's going on."

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"The 'Aliens' guy, only 'Wizards.'"

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"You'd probably have to find the user manual."

"No one reads those."

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"But it ate me!"

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"Is it the bullet frog from Spongebob?"

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"I don't like this."

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"It's less alive, we're safe."

"To be fair, the wights were less alive, too. I mean ... hi."

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"Spider gnome!
Spider gnome!
Does whatever a spider gnome does!
Can she swing
From a web?
If she rolls
High enough..."

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"Fantasy Roomba."

"I want it!"

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"Hello, and welcome to the 2 Hour Power Minute. My name is Aaron. What are we doing today, Erik?"

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"Apparently Mom is keeping it so I don't eat it when no one is looking because I totally would."

"Hey, /we're/ learning!"

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"Imagine, if you will: A cat that enjoys medication."

"Nope, can't do it."

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"Did the pill actually say I'm gonna die?"

"Well that's what my character is saying."

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