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┻┳| •.•) It’s time
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"When you're a space shark you're a space shark all the way..." 🎵​

"Imagine the portal game, but instead of the portal taking you to another place, it's just a hole."

"Now I don't have any idea what's going on."

"You'd probably have to find the user manual."

"No one reads those."

"It's less alive, we're safe."

"To be fair, the wights were less alive, too. I mean ... hi."

"Spider gnome!
Spider gnome!
Does whatever a spider gnome does!
Can she swing
From a web?
If she rolls
High enough..."

"Hello, and welcome to the 2 Hour Power Minute. My name is Aaron. What are we doing today, Erik?"

"Apparently Mom is keeping it so I don't eat it when no one is looking because I totally would."

"Hey, /we're/ learning!"

"Imagine, if you will: A cat that enjoys medication."

"Nope, can't do it."

"Did the pill actually say I'm gonna die?"

"Well that's what my character is saying."

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