Our latest session recording, Critical Recovery Ep 14: Overdue, is now available for Patreon patrons.

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"Anyone could have cast that Guiding Bolt. Any dwarf cleric in the party could have cast that."

"Everything's coming up nines."

"I don't like that."

"I'm in favor of it."

"If only there was a healer in the party. If only there were two characters who could heal."

"I can heal."

"If only there were three characters who could heal."

"I rolled a nat 20. Can I kick her in the face?"

"From 30 feet away?"

"I have magic jumping abilities."

"I'm sorry."

"Let's face it, you're not really sorry."

"No, I'm not."

"How's an 18 feel?"

"Like nothing, I'm a 19."

"I'm an Autumn."

"Please do not zoomie over the bottomless pit to the Singing Monolith."

"So ... two weeks ago, I beat a cow. Then after that, we slept."

Tonight was, without a doubt, the strangest session I have ever seen.

Imagine the Charlie Brown Christmas Special, reenacted by a dwarf, a tiefling, a pair of gnome wizards (one of whom has a tree-like growth on her head), and a 7 foot tall tabaxi child with ADD.

Now start to imagine that it gets weird.

┳┻| _
┻┳| •.•) It’s time
┳┻|⊂ノ ... again.
┻┳| twitch.tv/CrashTheDM

┳┻| _
┻┳| •.•) It’s time
┳┻|⊂ノ
┻┳| twitch.tv/CrashTheDM

"This is the most complicated and ridiculous game of somewhat stationary keep-away I've ever seen."

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