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"Mama."

"Dad."

"Ma ma."

"No, Dad."

"D... d... disestablishmentarianism. ... Ma ma."

"The first sip tastes a bit like battery acid. The second sip still tastes like battery acid but you don't care as much."

"There's a pretty good chance Bell was born yesterday and even Bell thinks that was a bad idea."

"You're in a storage room with crates, barrels, and scented candles."

"How are these candles. Are they strong?"

"Imagine if you will, walking past a Yankee Candle store in the mall."

"Oh, no!"

"Chroma does not need to agree with this statement because Chroma's not here."

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