Friends, I give you:
Phil, the Giant, Undead Groundhog.
I won't say it's perfect but I thought of it on my commute thanks to the foreknowledge that Milly wanted tonight's game to be "Groundhog Day: The Musical."
Still loving that Phil the Giant Undead Groundhog has 17d12+85 HP.
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