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Yes, hello.

I would like

To buy

The right words to say.

The ones that will make

My friends

Feel

About themselves

The way I feel

About them.

Yes, please wrap them carefully.

I'm not skilled at that either.

the thing my brain immediately came up with; in which a wigglytuff ruins sweet sentiment with dumb joke 

@Crash hello. potion seller.

i need your strongest potions of make-my-friends-feel-nice-and-get-people-to-stop-being-real-fuckwads-at-them

re: the thing my brain immediately came up with; in which a wigglytuff ruins sweet sentiment with dumb joke 

@wigglytuffitout Also if you know who ate the plums I left in the icebox, that would be good, too. They left a note but didn't sign it.

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