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If you want to learn 2D game dev without any training, learn Godot, *especially* if you already have tinkered with Game Maker or RPG Maker. Also learn what a state machine is, you'll thank me later.

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Hi hi! I used to have a different Elekk account that I had to get rid of because of (Elekk-unrelated) privacy concerns. I'm that guy that likes Digimon and giant robots a lot. I also have recently begun a frankly unhealthy love affair with Warframe.

My need for Posting was too great, though, and now I'm back. I'll have an avatar and stuff later once I have time to make one.

I did it! Keeper of the Lake was my first dungeon after not playing FFXIV for *four years*, and I managed to get through without anyone dying or pulling enmity off me.

Out here in FFXIV doing some Goku shit using a bronze sword against level 50ish enemies to shake the rust off.

Thnking a lot about how the best paying job I ever had was also the one I did the least actual work at.

give me a gender selection screen where the options are:
girl
boy
yes
no

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reverse Monster Hunter where we play as monsters and we attack hunters to protect the environment.

instead of getting better weapons from their skin, we get an improved ecosystem (more animals&plants&clear water etc.) and that makes us stronger. that's the grind, instead of bigger armour you watch your forest flourish more and more. this also attracts worse hunters, creating the difficulty curve.

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toxic masculinity 

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modern history of media, bigoted shit 

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me, three years later, haggard: they call me a fool, and yet it will be i whomst finally creates a talking jpeg!

me: jpegs, soothe my pain

jpeg:

me: ah yes, jpegs can't talk, i forgot

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@mint I also enjoy the epilogue text for the mackerel ending, which is basically "local android dying from eating fish says 'yeah, but it was pretty good tho'"

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the best line from Nier Automata is "do not feel bad about it. We are alive, after all. And being alive is pretty much a constant stream of embarrassment."

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College campus surveillance 

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@mint the only acceptable "hoes mad" should be directed towards the abusive VO for byleth who bragged to his victims that he was gonna get into smash bros & was recast before byleth wound up in smash

smash shitpost 

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Remember when ScarJo personally killed ghost in the shell?

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Can’t believe Gravity Rush didn’t get an Oscar nomination just because it “didn’t come out in 2019,” or “isn’t a movie.” outrageous

This Time on Final Fantasy XIV:
Wow, half my skills are gone!
Oh boy, is that an AoE rotation? Fancy!
How XIV crawl?
Menacing innocent Coerthas wildlife with a level 53 character!

Last Time on Final Fantasy XIV:
Alphinaud monlogued!
Politicians said some shit without trying to kill each other! My immersion: shattered!
Credits!
Four year long nap; valid!

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