Why did the cowboy get a dachshund? Show more
I'm gonna bounce off something @jordyd just said - forgive me, Jordy.
People tend to think that the most famous of Socrates's statements, "All I know is that I know nothing", is a humblebrag or self-deprecation, but the truth is that it's the very foundation of modern science.
In longer form, what he's saying is: "I make no assumptions except those I can validate, have no attachment to any information I can't prove, and am willing to accept new information even if it challenges me."
I am making my Mom watch Season 2 of Stranger Things now, and am reminded of my strong love for Steve, his hair, and his son "nail bat".
Cat: Pet me
Me: Okay but can I do anything else at the same time
Cat: NO
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@Cobalt bought me orange juice, so now I won't get scurvy
I sometimes think it's a real shame I can't actually write things like "Plan: kill it with fire" in medical documentation
😂 "REPORT: Cards Against Humanity officially surpasses acoustic guitars as the most annoying thing you can bring to a party" - https://www.thebeaverton.com/2018/06/report-cards-against-humanity-officially-surpasses-acoustic-guitars-as-the-most-annoying-thing-you-can-bring-to-a-party/ (h/t @gregoryaveryweir )
VTEC I mean melatonin just kicked in yo 🔥 🔥 🔥 💤
I wonder what the worst thing that can happen if I take this expired melatonin is
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tired: Kobolds
wired: Flumphs
advantages of being in a polycule no. 74: actually a small army made of love to protect and support partners
Human body is 70% of water so we’re basically cucumbers with anxiety.
cowmunists, seizing the moos of production