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Bird Call smacks the cell phone out of your hand. "The feds can turn that thing into a microphone and tracking collar whenever they want. Stay here and don't look up too much." She kicks off the ground and flaps up to the phone lines. They only bend under her weight a little. She effortlessly patches her handset in and places the call with a few seconds of pitch perfect listening. Someone halfway across the country sees their caller ID light up.

WE GOOD
1-420-723-2473

They pick up the phone, press a button, and hang up.

She lands back on the ground. "Two if by sea. Let's go."

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tired: spider-man far from home
wired: arachnid-hominid distant from domicile
inspired: bug-boy afk

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If you're not in favour of universal and unconditional:

🍍 Housing
🍍 Drinkable water
🍍 Food
🍍 Medical care
🍍 Income

If it's your considered belief that some people literally deserve to die of starvation or exposure or something because they aren't good enough at *making money*:

You're a monster, please un-follow me

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Shit I forgot to study the blade, can I copy yours?

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nerds: oh my god AI is gonna get smart and then we are all gonna DIE!!!!!!

actual AI researchers: why the fuck does my neural net classify this picture of a panda as an ice cream cone

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FFXIV, possible spoilers 

Me: “writing an RPG system where players come up with effects on the fly based on guidelines but with hard rules for things like areas of effect and targeting will be less work than writing a hundred plus character abilities”

Also me: “okay now what very specific benefits are there for being a Moogle”

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there are two types of people: those that see a house as an income opportunity and those that see a house as a cost for 50%+ of their income
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Referring to my teenage years as "the worst arc of the show so far"

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when i moved here i was so encouraged because there was a trans person on like every single bus i rode but now that i commute by bus the system has rearranged itself to account for that and now when i take the bus, i am the city mandated trans person on the bus

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remember riding the school bus

how fucked was that

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You pick a phrase, you pick a rhyme,
Repeat the sound another time,
Five iambs, then an extra beat'll do ya.
Another rhyme, a rising note -
Congratulations, you just wrote
Another goddamn verse to "Hallelujah"

(orig: amatalefay on Tumblr)

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spouse just accused me of being an exhibitionist for ghosts, how's your night

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LB: "Whether he was lying or not says something about HIS character, but hearing someone in need and choosing not to help when I have the means says something about MINE."

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If you chopped up 317 trillion kilograms of onion, it could cover the entire UK in a nearly 2 meter-thick layer of onion

Old me: responds to attempts at conversation with "hello"

New me: responds to attempts at conversation with OwO

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in a better world i would accomplish one of two things: bring B Method formal validation to American automated metro systems, or spend 12 years making an ambitious jrpg

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Elekk is a Mastodon instance by gamers, for gamers. Games of any type are welcome here - computer, video, tabletop, etc. - as well as game development of any kind. GAMERGATE AND THE ALT-RIGHT ARE NOT WELCOME HERE. Elekk is not hosted in the EU and does not recognize the authority of the EU to govern the internet.