Archmage @Archmage@elekk.xyz

tired: spider-man far from home
wired: arachnid-hominid distant from domicile
inspired: bug-boy afk

If you're not in favour of universal and unconditional:

🍍 Housing
🍍 Drinkable water
🍍 Food
🍍 Medical care
🍍 Income

If it's your considered belief that some people literally deserve to die of starvation or exposure or something because they aren't good enough at *making money*:

You're a monster, please un-follow me

Shit I forgot to study the blade, can I copy yours?

nerds: oh my god AI is gonna get smart and then we are all gonna DIE!!!!!!

actual AI researchers: why the fuck does my neural net classify this picture of a panda as an ice cream cone

I also made this one

We should normalise choosing your own name

there are two types of people: those that see a house as an income opportunity and those that see a house as a cost for 50%+ of their income

Horse discourse
Dischourse

Referring to my teenage years as "the worst arc of the show so far"

when i moved here i was so encouraged because there was a trans person on like every single bus i rode but now that i commute by bus the system has rearranged itself to account for that and now when i take the bus, i am the city mandated trans person on the bus

remember riding the school bus

how fucked was that

You pick a phrase, you pick a rhyme,
Repeat the sound another time,
Five iambs, then an extra beat'll do ya.
Another rhyme, a rising note -
Congratulations, you just wrote
Another goddamn verse to "Hallelujah"

(orig: amatalefay on Tumblr)

spouse just accused me of being an exhibitionist for ghosts, how's your night

LB: "Whether he was lying or not says something about HIS character, but hearing someone in need and choosing not to help when I have the means says something about MINE."

If you chopped up 317 trillion kilograms of onion, it could cover the entire UK in a nearly 2 meter-thick layer of onion

in a better world i would accomplish one of two things: bring B Method formal validation to American automated metro systems, or spend 12 years making an ambitious jrpg

You’ve heard of alphabet soup, now get ready for

Times New Ramen