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Transfemmes will let out the most visceral and loudest burp then say "excuse me" in the softest voice you've ever heard

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i've decided i want to be praised, and i'm about to make it everyone's problem.

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why the fuck is everyone on mastodon so damn attractive

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Joke about ableism 

Autism speaks is when I rant about my hobbies for 20 minutes

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besties, my wife @Amy_CoolDog keeps demanding I use my clout and sex appeal to find her someone to play Monster Hunter World with, please play with her she keeps threatening to take my phone away if I don't I need my clout to live

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Any trans people here have monster hunter generations ultimate on the switch and would be interested in playing?

(Even if you don't play monster hunter pls share this with any monster hunting mutuals if you can pls)

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What noises do sharks make?

Reply with your suggestions I am curious to know what you think

Any trans people here have monster hunter generations ultimate on the switch and would be interested in playing?

(Even if you don't play monster hunter pls share this with any monster hunting mutuals if you can pls)

Btw my @ may be Amy_CoolDog but I am in fact a shark girl, just haven't actually rectified that on my profile lol

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I firmly believe that all lesbian shark girls may seem like bullies and complete teases on the surface but once you have them pinned down on a bed they can't help but just whimper

Not talking from personal experience or anything just a totally random thought I had :)

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It's going to get to the point where I'll be barking out orders

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You've heard of the pokemon starter blunt rotation but what about mega evolution blunt rotation

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ok I'll do it. I'll post a favourite game of mine for every like I get

By age 30 you should have a freaky lil plush that only serves to be called a freak when seen and thrown somewhere

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If you think I'm funny, wait till you hear about my wives. Go follow them besties:
@Amy_CoolDog
@DeedeeJPEG
@JuliaVoltz

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Writing emails??? I just want to be pegged by females

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