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Transfemmes will let out the most visceral and loudest burp then say "excuse me" in the softest voice you've ever heard

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Please continue pestering my wife @lydia about ff14 this is so entertaining

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getting "the surgery" (becoming a disney adult)

Calculating the cost price of being awake by using the selling price and profit of being awake like the good little capitalist I am

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deedee is the poet wife of the polycule. her wisdom is unending

As I kiss my wife, she quickly pulls away and gets her phone. Curious and ever so slightly concerned, I look over, only to see that she is posting complete nonsense on mastodon. For an example of these posts, check out my wife's account
@DeedeeJPEG

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A simple graphic to help y’all understand narrative, , and in video games.

My claim to fame will be my toots which are made up of me typing a random word and letting the predictive text on my keyboard writing a sentence

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She let me hit it because i jorts hit it let me she let hit me because i hit sneeze jorts because she let my because jorts with the sneese cause im dog that eat cheese

Oh, you can bench 500lbs? That's cool, she let me hit it cause I'm good at Mario Kart

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